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Sunday, April 28, 2013

4/28/13

Breakfast- blueberry pop tarts

Lunch- panera turkey bacon panini with chips and extra bread

Dinner- Oreos and frozen red Barron French bread pizza

4/27/13

Breakfast- honey nut Cheerios

Lunch- Baja burrito with queso

Dinner- lots of oreos

4/26/13

Breakfast- frosted flakes

Lunch- Costco pizza and coke

Dinner- five guys bacon cheeseburger with A1 sauce

Saturday, April 27, 2013

4/25/13

Breakfast- Blueberry Pop Tarts

Lunch- Jack in the box bacon cheeseburger, curly fries and a coke

Dinner- the rest of the dominos pizza


Went to jack and the box for the first time today. For those of you who have never been, it's basically the same as an Arby's or Hardee's. So yeah, not very proud of making that choice.

Friday, April 26, 2013

4/24/13

Breakfast- Frosted Flakes

Lunch- McAlister's turkey bacon jack panini with a side of mashed potatoes and brown gravy. I also drank a large coke.

Dinner- after taking the dog for a long walk at the park I realized it had been a long time since I picked up a pizza from somewhere. So I went to Dominos and got a large Pepperoni pizza. I ate half of it.



Dominos is all about their "new" pizza that's been completely "redesigned." I'm not a fan. They're old pizza (even though people complained it tasted like cardboard) was better. In the words of Sammy Rhodes, "Dominos pizza is 'artisan' in the same way my moms spaghetti casserole is famous."

I'll eat the other half of the pizza tomorrow for dinner.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

4/23/13

Breakfast- frosted flakes

Lunch- chicken Alfredo from Jason's deli (we've been over this already)

Dinner- chocolate milk and an hour bike ride on my trainer


Hopping back on my bike tonight has helped me remember why I used to train and exercise a lot.

I've always eaten whatever I've wanted, and I've always experienced minimal effects from the unhealthy food. Training was just a way to further minimize those affects and actually make my body crave the calories.

When I train, I can eat whatever the heck I want. No repercussions. It's awesome.

So to sum it up for you logically: I don't exercise because I ate a butterfinger, I eat a butterfinger because I exercised and I'm hungry for something awesome.

4/22/13

Today is the day where I make up for my binge eating by starving myself.

I'm never one to intentionally starve myself. And there was nothing intentional about my eating schedule today.

I woke up, ate a bowl of cereal. Went to work, and somehow worked thru the day without eating anything.

Then I went to a movie screening for work. They had a small reception, but nothing more than weak chicken on a stick.

Basically, I didn't eat anything until 10:30pm when I drove thru a Popeyes chicken for strips, mashed potatoes and a biscuit.

That's called the Greg Lucid diet.

Bosses work through lunch while associates plan meetings around lunch. Which one are you?

4/21/13

Breakfast- frosted flakes

Lunch/afternoon snack- entirely too many mint Oreos and milk

Dinner- a hot dog from I Dream of Weenie, salt and vinegar chips and a dr pepper



Dinner was a hotdog from a hippie food truck. I don't usually eat from food trucks. Not cause I'm against the concept or idea, just cause I'm usually too busy making fun of the hippie food truck culture to ever take part in it.

Well today I bought into that culture and LOVED IT. East Nashville does this thing called movie night on the grassy knoll. You bring your dog, sit on the grass, eat food and watch a fun old movie. I stinkin loved it.

Don't expect me to be drinking coffee anytime soon but do expect me to eat more from a food trucks and hang out at cool community events like this one.

Cause, hey Jack, it's where the cute girls are at!

4/20/12

Breakfast- Bacon Egg and Cheese McGriddle with a hash brown and a coke

Afternoon Snack- Butterfinger and Dr Pepper

Dinner- Chickfila spicy sandwich with value sized root beer and French fries



Butterfinger and Dr Pepper. This is the Leatherwood special. Growing up when my family would go on road trips to Texas to visit our cousins my mom would always get my brother and I a Butterfinger and Dr Pepper when we'd stop at gas stations. We never asked for it, she just did it. That's one of the ways she showed us that we were all she cared about.

Not only does a butterfinger and dr pepper taste delicious but there is a certain comforting nostalgia that surrounds the pairing of the buttery chocolate with the sweet zest of the beverage. I guess the reason I got one today was because I was feeling a bit lonely. And as silly as this sounds, making an adventure out of getting a gas station snack makes me feel closer to my family.

It just does.

It's fun to be in a stage of life where you appreciate the things of your childhood that your parents did for you, even though you probably never said thank you. It gets me excited for my future. And for surprising my kids with a butterfinger and dr pepper someday.

Cause no way in hell am I going to be the parent that brings his kid back a granola bar and "juice."

Friday, April 19, 2013

4/19/13

4 blueberry pop tarts for breakfast
Skipped lunch
Ate 3 packs of welch's fruit snacks, gold fish and a cherry coke at work.
Finished off the rotisserie chicken at home and washed that down with a Klondike bar.

Nothing fancy today.

4/18/13

Blueberry pop tarts again. Seriously can't get sick of them.

For lunch I went to a place called Maniacs. Easily the most-battered chicken fingers I've ever had. This place has awesome-sauce. Literally a menu of 20 sauces to choose from. You get to choose 2. I played it safe with BBQ then gambled on "Lemon Challet."

The fries at this place are a little too greasy though. And that means a lot coming from me. These babies rank a zero on the crunch scale. They're just super soggy with greasy. I like at least a little bit of crunch to compliment my grease.

Dinner was super weak. Just 2 bowls of frosted flakes. Didn't even eat Oreos after.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

4/17/13

A big bowl of frosted flakes to get the day going cause they're ggrrrreat!

Around 11am I ate two bags of Welchs fruit snacks again cause those things are just so stinking delicious.

For lunch I went to Which Wich and got a TBR, Turkey Bacon Ranch and cheese sandwich on white bread. I got some baked lays chips and a root beer to go with it.

Dinner was unusual for me. I had just finished taking the dog for a long walk and felt like eating something "real" rather than processed. So I went to Publix and got a whole rotisserie chicken. Ate about half of it and drank some orange Gatorade to go with it. I'll eat the other half for lunch or dinner tomorrow probably.

As usual, I had to end the day tastefully. More mint Oreos and 2% milk. Yum.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

4/16/13

For breakfast today I ate two frosted blueberry pop tarts with sprinkles. Blueberry pop tarts are the only flavor pop tart I cannot get sick of. I washed it down with 2% milk.

During work I ate two small packs of Welch's fruit snacks.

I ate a late lunch/early dinner at Jason's Deli. Thank the lord for Jason's Deli because it is the only place on earth that realizes the value of a reasonably priced chicken alfredo pasta. For $8.40 I ate a massive plate of chicken alfredo pasta and two slices of focaccia bread. I probably do that once a week.

Since I ate lunch so late I didn't really eat a big dinner. Took the dog for a long walk then came home and snacked on a few spoonfuls of Danon vanilla yogurt. The kind of yogurt I eat is fat-captive, meaning it's the opposite of fat-free.

I also ate some more mint n creme oreos. About 5 or 6 of them with 2% milk. In case you're wondering, I will always specify that my milk as 2%.

Monday, April 15, 2013

4/15/13

For breakfast I ate a bowl of frosted flakes. All day long I snacked on original cheez-it's and drank a Dr. Pepper.

I skipped lunch.

For dinner I ate a kicken chicken sandwich from zaxbys with fries and a mr pibb.

Before bed I had 5 mint and creme double stutter Oreos with a glass of 2% milk. Because "skim milk" is a curse word in my household.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

4/14/13

Today I ate Keebler's rainbow chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. About 8-10 of them. I haven't exactly eaten anything else and it's 9pm. I did drink a whole quart of Publix chocolate milk and half a liter of Pepsi though.

Thinking about going to Taco Bell. If I go, I will get 2 soft tacos and 1 chicken Quesadilla.... I'm going now.

4/13/13

Yesterday I went to Chickfila for breakfast. I ate a bacon egg and cheese biscuit, a chicken and egg biscuit with gravy, hash browns and a Dr. Pepper.

For dinner I went to a Mexican restaurant and had refried beans, Mexican rice and a steak burrito with guacamole. I also had a girly frozen margarita with chips and salsa

Came home and had another Klondike bar before dinner, mint chocolate chip this time.

4/12/13

Friday I ate a bowl of Apple Jacks for breakfast. Throughout the day I snacked on pita chips and hummus. At lunch I at a Costco hotdog. When I came home I ate a Reese's cup Klondike bar. At 11:20pm I realized I forgot to eat dinner. So I drove to Wendy's and ate a junior bacon cheeseburger, French fries and a frosty.

Statement of Purpose

This blog is dedicated to the things that I eat and my utter disregard for health.